| joe9512357846> | Its bad when I turn down porn to read quotes... |
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VollerRoterMond> | yeah |
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joe9512357846> | is that why people have dual screen monitors...? |
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VollerRoterMond> | possibly. |
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VollerRoterMond> | you have to train your eyes to look at one screen each |
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VollerRoterMond> | and then your body to laugh and orgasm at the same time. |
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joe9512357846> | lol |
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joe9512357846> | thats pretty awesome... |
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VollerRoterMond> | I'm pretty sure its part of some buddhist religion |
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joe9512357846> | wait - you mean to tell me I have to trick my body into thinking it's actually doing two things at once? Dude we all know how hyperthreading went!! |
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VollerRoterMond> | a skill known only by monks who have been studying the science for their entire life. |
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VollerRoterMond> | I think they're called IT guys or something |
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VollerRoterMond> | fuck... did we both just turn that into nerd jokes? |
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