| <Beeble_> | skip you're cute |
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<skippy_> | i'm 5ft tall |
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<skippy_> | i have to be cute |
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<skippy_> | or live under a bridge |
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<skippy_> | and eat goats |
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<skippy_> | i went with cute |
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<Beeble_> | good choice |
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<skippy_> | i'm beginning to rethink that |
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<skippy_> | chicks don't like cute guys |
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<skippy_> | they like bad guys |
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<skippy_> | "have you seen any goats around?" |
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<skippy_> | that would be a great pickup line |
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