| <Jagfire> | I gotta virus |
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<wwestnilee> | speaking of virus |
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<wwestnilee> | when i dl hundreds of porn videos and stuff |
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<wwestnilee> | i rename them to like "virus1" "virus2" and stuff |
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<Jagfire> | o.O |
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<wwestnilee> | then my parents see these files and they dont want to open them |
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<wwestnilee> | thats how to prevent parents from looking at ur porn |
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