| <tsingtao> | I met this girl at work that I'd enjoy having sex with |
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<tsingtao> | any advice on how i can bring myself closer to doing so? |
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<TheBaskinator> | Just pull down your pants and chase her around. She's bound to fall down sometime. |
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