| <timovgod> | Q: How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? |
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<timovgod> | A: Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out. |
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<enaz> | did your insurance cover it timovgod? |
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<timovgod> | My car insurance covered it, I said I had I broken tail light. |
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