| <cardinal> | huh, a friend of mine pissed in his girlfriend's typewriter |
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<cardinal> | under similar circumstances |
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<alayna> | :blink: |
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<cardinal> | drunk, needing to pee, didn't want to turn on the light, found |
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<cardinal> | the "bathroom" door, found the "toilet", opened the lid, |
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<cardinal> | pissed, couldn't find the flusher, went back to bed |
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<cardinal> | discovered the next morning he'd opened the wrong door, and |
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<cardinal> | found the typewriter, not the toilet, which explains the lack |
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<cardinal> | of flush lever |
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<Deke> | and the *ding* when he finished |
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<cardinal> | all I could say when he told me the story was "Good thing it |
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<cardinal> | wasn't a Selectric" |
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