| <cappicard> | whew... got that splinter out. |
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<VicViper> | cappicard: wooden keyboard? |
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<Apollo-> | VicViper: No, I think he was playing with his wooden dildo |
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<VicViper> | hehe |
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<Apollo-> | good thing he was stroking it with his hand and not ramming it in his ass |
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<Apollo-> | it'd been a little tougher getting a splinter out of his ass |
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