| <Raptorx5> | So I found a prepaid cellphone the other day at school. |
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<Raptorx5> | Swear to god I did. |
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<Raptorx5> | It had a small amount of airtime left. |
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<Raptorx5> | And a shitload of contacts. |
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<Raptorx5> | I called "Mommy" and left a voicemail "Your child is dead" in a low toned whisper. And then I ran out of airtime. |
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<Osmodius> | I love you :D |
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