| <laid_back> | haha man get this so my brother got suspended from school today |
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<teqman> | what did he do |
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<duffman> | what did he do |
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<laid_back> | cause he says to one kid "hey would you have sex with a fat kid" and this other kid goes "no why" and then my brother goes "cause nash (another kid) is really desperate" |
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<laid_back> | so nash say "tell it to the teacher" |
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<laid_back> | and my brother goes "hey mister smith would you have sex with a fat kid" and the teacher got this weird look on his face and ran down to the office and told the principal |
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<laid_back> | and so the principal is talking to my brother and he says "you were insinuating that mr smith was a child molester" and my broither goes "NO, what insinuated that he was a child molester was the way he reacted" |
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<laid_back> | so they suspended him |
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