| <lChris> | fat chicks are like mopeds |
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<lChris> | fun to ride, but don't let your friends see you on one |
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<DigDug> | heh |
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<DigDug> | she's like a scooter though |
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<var> | understand 1 thing tho: fat chicks are so grateful to get laid that they will do your laundry fuck you suck you cook you dinner and 13reakfast and not har13or ill will when u want to leave and go smoke dope w/ your friends. |
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<DigDug> | ya |
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<DigDug> | but they're fat |
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<lChris> | hahahah |
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<lChris> | yeah..there's the whole not being physically attracted to them problem |
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