| <Mr_Owen> | I really think I should have been born Asian. Being white sucks, anyway, and I don't like country music or tailgating or alcohol or owning engineless trucks or never mowing my lawn or not wearing a shirt or screwing fat chicks at all. So I've been trying to come up with a word for someone who's white on the outside, but yellow in the inside. |
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<mirasaki> | Like the opposite of Twinkie? |
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<Mr_Owen> | Yeah. Exactly. |
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<mirasaki> | Well, what'd you come up with? |
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<Mr_Owen> | I don't know. The only thing I could think of was a toiletÂ… And once I thought about that, damned if I could get it out of my head. |
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<mirasaki> | You're storing information endlessly! You really are Asian! |
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