| <kierabee> | though the idea of 'talking dirty' with you does numb my brain a little |
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<ian_> | OK, I'll start so you can get the hang of it. "I slowly remove your top and spread hummus around your armpits, inhaling the intertwining BO and chick-pea aroma" |
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<kierabee> | that's great |
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