| RoninChaos> | She's like "I tried on this dress, and I looked like a bride". WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU CRY ABOUT THAT?! |
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RoninChaos> | I don't cry when I put on a tux. |
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RokChik> | lol, she cried b/c she wants TO BE a bride |
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RoninChaos> | she's supposed to be getting married |
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RoninChaos> | And she wants me to relate or some shit. I can't do that. |
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RoninChaos> | Like I said, when I put on a tux, I don't think "oh dear god, this is what I'll look like when I get married!" and then start fanning myself. |
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RoninChaos> | Oh fuck, now she's talking about how nice the sleeves are. "Aren't they nice? They're so great". THEY'RE FUCKING SLEEVES! |
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RoninChaos> | I mean, god damn! WTF does she want from me!? |
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RoninChaos> | Okay, I think that gun is around here somewhere... |
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