| * Lots42 has just finished perusing Ladyj.net and is now very frightened |
<LJ-atwork> | Lots: frightened? |
<Lots42> | LJ yes. Since you have the eyes and nose of my ex-girlfriend. |
<LJ-atwork> | in a jar |
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