| <Dark_T_Zeratul> | My calculator slices, dices, and can scramble an egg within it's shell. It also makes julian fries and gets AM radio stations. |
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<Lady_Vahn> | I'll become rich after thinking of a way to steal stuff across the internet |
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<Lady_Vahn> | I could like, sell it for a million dollars, keep the prototype |
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<Lady_Vahn> | then steal it from the guy I sold it too |
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