| Chutt> | my wife drops an earring down the bathroom sink |
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Chutt> | so i take the sink apart and get it back |
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Chutt> | while i'm hooking everything back up, she helpfully cleans out the bucket i used under the drain |
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Chutt> | of course, i called out "it's in the bucket" after she took it |
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Chutt> | but apparently that didn't register. so i got to take apart the basement drain |
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