| Thainthallas> | oh... so... the other night, i go into software etc. |
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Thainthallas> | and i walk up and say "i want to reserve a copy of metroid prime" |
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Thainthallas> | the guy starts trying to talk to me about the game, and asking stuff like if i was "really excited to see the new metroid" |
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Thainthallas> | i said "well... I'm really not sure about the whole thing, but the girlfriend said 'me wantie' so I buyie" |
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Thainthallas> | "your girlfriend wants metroid prime?" |
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Thainthallas> | "yes, yes she does" |
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Thainthallas> | "she also says i need to buy vice city" |
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Thainthallas> | "your girlfriend wants vice city?" |
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Thainthallas> | by now, i start to realize that he's getting a little jealous |
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Thainthallas> | so i just say "yeah, and she's hot, too!" |
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