| <Dharkbayne> | Reverse Jesus is created when you masturbate in the bath and your sister falls pregnant by then bathing in the same water. |
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<Dharkbayne> | Reverse Jesus would blind and cripple random people. And give them leprosy. |
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<Dharkbayne> | Reverse Jesus crucified the entire Roman Empire. |
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<Dharkbayne> | Reverse Jesus makes you die for his sins. |
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<Dharkbayne> | Reverse Jesus can sink in water. |
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<Dharkbayne> | Reverse Jesus can turn wine into water. |
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<Dharkbayne> | Reverse Jesus dares you to stone whores if you're sinner. |
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<Dharkbayne> | He was born in a cave on Easter and was killed in a shootout on Christmas eve when three kings finally tracked him down for outstanding debts of gold and spices. |
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