| <xp99> | We all know that it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. |
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<xp99> | So next Sunday at 4:00 PM Eastern time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. |
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<xp99> | Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this antiterrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. |
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<xp99> | And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your antiterrorist sentiment. |
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<xp99> | The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti terrorist activity. |
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<xp99> | God bless America and GOD BLESS AMERICAN WOMEN! IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON |
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