| <Mr_Evets> | I wonder what would happen if I were to eat some Brine Shrimp |
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<Mr_Evets> | I wonder if they'd mix with the semen in my stomach and create a seaciety |
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<Sabrejack> | yes. they would. |
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<Mr_Evets> | Would they build statues of me and worship me? |
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<Mr_Evets> | Then the other half build statues of something else, worship it |
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<Mr_Evets> | and start suicide bombing each other?? |
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<Sabrejack> | quite likely. |
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<Mr_Evets> | Excellent |
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<Mr_Evets> | Because I already ate the brine shimp |
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