| <tsunami> | my mind is racing, just remember my old flatmate and the dreaded salad |
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<tsunami> | i was like: 'this salad you made tastes funny...' found out she used the cucumber the night before, washed it and placed it back in the crisper... i banned her from ever making food again |
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<Sephiroth> | hmmm...that's mildly erotic |
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<Sephiroth> | in a lo-cal sort of way |
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