| @b0wser> | i like the fact that she says "we can still arrange fuck dates" even though we're not together |
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@Bocki> | a fuck girlfriend: nothing better then that |
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@jason127> | I had a relationship like that |
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@jason127> | then one day she just disapeared |
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@jason127> | then two years later i seen her in Tatoo magazine |
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@jason127> | she had moved to Ohio |
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@Bocki> | sounds like Forrest Gump - The XXX Version |
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