| <MisVampyre> | i'm so outta questions....i'm horrible at asking them |
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<rhys_rhaven> | questions are cute |
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<rhys_rhaven> | but the real way to understand a person is simple |
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<rhys_rhaven> | you wind a cord around the top of the biggest pair of stairs you can find |
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<rhys_rhaven> | and then you wait till a person is about to walk down the stairs, where they will obviously trip and have horrible things happen to them |
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<rhys_rhaven> | and then you walk 20 feet way. and you put a thing of frozen bacon in a skillet |
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<rhys_rhaven> | and you make the skillet so it can only be heated by a locked drum underneath it, which can be lit only by a single pilot light, which you then line with det cord trailing to a small mortar next to it. which you fill with kittens |
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<rhys_rhaven> | hungry, meowing kittens |
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<MisVampyre> | oh. my. god. |
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<rhys_rhaven> | And lastly you put a timer on the on the propane for the bacon. So they have a choice |
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<rhys_rhaven> | save the person |
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<rhys_rhaven> | save the kittens |
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<rhys_rhaven> | or eat the bacon |
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<MisVampyre> | you're awesome |
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<MisVampyre> | omg..eat the bacon |
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<rhys_rhaven> | Thats it. I love you |
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