| bloodninja> | My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love. |
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Katie_007> | What the f*ck is this madlibs? I'm outta here. |
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bloodninja> | Yeah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch. |
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