| <WindMage1> | my cat already had kittens a month ago |
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<WindMage1> | we took her in to get fixed, and they're like "We can't... she's pregnant" |
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<WindMage1> | and I said "That bitch said she was on the pill!" |
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<WindMage1> | and then there was very awkward silence in the vet's office |
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