| vetiman> | So I was in Bio today |
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vetiman> | And my friend Kyle says to this hot girl carrying a testtube rack |
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vetiman> | "Can we trade racks? I like your rack better." |
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vetiman> | And she just kind of smiled at him |
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SibL> | I would;ve killed him |
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vetiman> | And Kyle realized what he said, and grabbed her boob |
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vetiman> | The there was this awkward silence, they walked out of the room, and 5 minutes later he comes back with a broken arm... |
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SibL> | ouch... |
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