| silic0nsilence> | So it's black friday at CompUSA. |
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Slider> | Yea |
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silic0nsilence> | We were to open up at 12am. It's 11:58pm and there is a HUGE line of blood-thirsty, hard drive-wanting, maniacs. So my friend dares me to scream we have one xbox360. |
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Slider> | Holy shit. |
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silic0nsilence> | So he gives me $20. I go up to the gate and scream, "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE JUST RECIEVED ONE XBOX360!!" Immediatly people are storming the gate, passing me money through the cage to get it. They were screaming and knocked over this old lady. My boss just looks at me with these red eyes. In them, I saw fear and rage. |
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Slider> | Omg you dumb shit! |
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Slider> | Wait a second, it's 12:46A, and it's black Friday. What did this happen minutes ago? Shouldn't you be at work? |
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silic0nsilence> | Yeah.. |
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silic0nsilence> | Pretty sure I don't work at CompUSA any more.. |
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