| <DeathscytheFish> | I think the reason i'm not good with girls stems from the fact that the first time I ever called a girl was also the day that the girl's mom was killed in a car wreck and i'm trying to pick her up without knowing this and she proceeds to rip me a new one |
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<Kevyn> | You didn't say "I'll let you call me mommy" to her, did you? |
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<Brandon64> | Fish, you should have broke the ice with a "Yo mama is so fat..." joke |
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<Amber> | Yo mama is so dead... |
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<Kevyn> | "My mom died" "Haha yeah, that's the oldest one in the book" |
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<Brandon64> | "Knock knock" "Who's there" "Your mom" "Your mom who?" ...silence...then 5 minutes later, "Get it? She's dead! HAHAHAHA, let's go bowling!" |
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