| <Pat_The_Bunny> | my dad is such a pimp |
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<Spacechimp> | ROFLÂ what? |
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<Pat_The_Bunny> | back in the day....he had these red satin sheets that are currently on my bed |
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<Spacechimp> | um |
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<Pat_The_Bunny> | so he walks into the room... |
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<Pat_The_Bunny> | and pats the sheets |
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<Spacechimp> | lol |
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<Pat_The_Bunny> | and says, "you should see how good these sheets look with two blondes between them" |
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<Pat_The_Bunny> | i cant sleep now |
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