| <APingLDer> | So how did it go with that cheerleader from down the street that wanted to seduce you? |
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<naeblis15> | Well, I was going to go along, but at the last minute, I had one of those 'Grinch' moments, when my heart went up past my level, and Satan's and Stalin's and Hitler's and a few more levels, to where it was something like normal, and I decided that I should wait until I could have a meaningful relationship, not just casual sex with someone infinitely more popular and beautiful than I am. |
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<APingLDer> | ... |
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<APingLDer> | ... |
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<APingLDer> | And where was your brain at this point? |
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<naeblis15> | I don't know, but when he gets back he is so fucking grounded |
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