<Greggorian> | is it a big book? |
<Jakeb> | take your hand and make a tight fist |
<Jakeb> | now move it up till it's a foot in front of your face |
<Jakeb> | now hit yourself in the face as hard as you can |
<Jakeb> | that's what if would feel like if i hit you in the face with that book, cause it's pretty big |
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