| Guan_Yu> | One time I shit myself in a McDonalds. |
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Guan_Yu> | So I had to clean myself with my t-shirt. I shoved the shit-covered t-shirt in the tank part on the back of the toliet. |
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Guan_Yu> | I came back a year later and the shirt wasnt in the tank. That means somebody removed my shit-smeared DBZ shirt. |
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Guan_Yu> | That brings joy to my heart. |
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