| <Teegus> | i should prolly go to sleep soon so i can be awake when my gf gets here. not to mention being at least partially conscious for the whole getting laid part |
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<Teegus> | but... urge to html... so strong |
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<@Goonigoogoo> | no, women love it when you fall asleep on top of them |
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<@Goonigoogoo> | or under them, depending on her sexual positioning preference |
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<Teegus> | its like my inner geek is fighting my hormones |
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<Teegus> | and losing.... quickly |
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