|  | * Quits: Serge (Connection reset by peer) | 
|  | * Joins: Abe | 
| <LockelAway> | Have you considred sacrificing a pig to appease the evil spirits plaguing your internet connection, Serge?  Western medicine seems to have failed you. | 
| <Abe> | well, right now it all comes down to the network engineer's bad back. if he hadn't hurt his back, he would have fixed it by now; as it is, he's off until monday | 
| <LockelAway> | Well, have you considered sacrificing a pig for his back?  An evil dab may have followed him home from work.  It might be eating his marrow. | 
| <LockelAway> | Look, I'm hungry and I want some fucking bacon.  Just kill a pig already. | 
 
     
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