| * Quits: Serge (Connection reset by peer) |
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* Joins: Abe |
<LockelAway> | Have you considred sacrificing a pig to appease the evil spirits plaguing your internet connection, Serge? Western medicine seems to have failed you. |
<Abe> | well, right now it all comes down to the network engineer's bad back. if he hadn't hurt his back, he would have fixed it by now; as it is, he's off until monday |
<LockelAway> | Well, have you considered sacrificing a pig for his back? An evil dab may have followed him home from work. It might be eating his marrow. |
<LockelAway> | Look, I'm hungry and I want some fucking bacon. Just kill a pig already. |
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