| <@david_bowie> | `I just popped the biggest zit known to man |
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<@david_bowie> | it splattered ALL over the mirror |
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<@david_bowie> | this wasn't the normal whitehead popping either |
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<@david_bowie> | it was like, a penis came out of my eyebrow and came all over the place |
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