| <FoXeh> | The most dangerous thing in the world is a Second Lieutenant with a map and a compass |
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<FoXeh> | Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision. |
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<FoXeh> | Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision. |
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<FoXeh> | Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course. |
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<FoXeh> | Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course. |
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<FoXeh> | Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP. |
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<FoXeh> | Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call. |
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