| <dinarchvs> | my friend sobel just had a great idea |
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<dinarchvs> | fuck this 3d-accelerating game video hardware |
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<dinarchvs> | we need smut-specific hardware |
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<dalias> | ? |
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<dinarchvs> | like an on the fly compression/decompression chip that specializes in compressing fleshtones in images to save bandwidth |
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<dalias> | hahaha |
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<dalias> | dude, go get some |
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<dinarchvs> | or hardware-based algorithms to help render smut faster |
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<dinarchvs> | like a nipple algorithm to accelerate nipple drawing |
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<dalias> | you're developing a pr0n obsession |
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<dinarchvs> | a special dick rendering chip |
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<dinarchvs> | that can draw over 2000 dicks/second |
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<auspex_> | there is pr0n specific hardware... gigabit ethernet |
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