| Infidel> | I got a great idea for Southwest Airlines. Disgusting lardass customers who refuse to purchase 2 seats can opt for the "treadmill" seat at the regular 1-seat price, and they have to jog the entire trip. |
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Void> | i would just have them opt for the "chainsaw" instant weight loss program which your ticket counter clerk will be happy to help you with. |
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