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Chat 9597 by Anonymous on 16/01/2011

<Bretty> A 16yr old boy asks his dad what a pussy looks like before sex...he says " well son it looks like a nice rose petal" Boy replies.."well what does it lookl ike afterwards?"
<Bretty> Father says....."have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"
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