| <Rance> | so... i'm driving to cedar rapids today |
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<Rance> | and i'm feeling a little frisky... |
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<Rance> | so i start cranking one off in the car |
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<Rance> | and it's really kind of funny when you... achieve your objective, and you wind up laying on the horn... and it's blaring for like 1/4 mile |
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<Rance> | so now the next time i hear someone going down the road with their horn going for no reason... i'll know |
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