| <kung_fu_mike> | I ran for office today in the IEEE elections |
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<kung_fu_mike> | and I lost to a whiney bitch that everyone knows is going to break under the pressure |
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<FlipTopBox> | if everyone know's she'll crack, why did they vote for her? |
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<kung_fu_mike> | cause there idiots who came for the free pizza and saw a moderatly cute girl |
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<kung_fu_mike> | well guess I will have to get position my way and get her in bed |
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<mightyflo> | and run everything from behind the scenes |
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<kung_fu_mike> | from behind is right |
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