| TaipeiSS> | o.o I love the Harvard common app supplement. |
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TaipeiSS> | they don't ask you stupid gay questions that you have to write essays to |
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zenith251> | They don't want no Jibba Jabba. |
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TaipeiSS> | the closest thing they ask is... |
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TaipeiSS> | Briefly discuss one book that has strongly influenced you. |
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TaipeiSS> | Briefly discuss. |
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TaipeiSS> | That's like, a paragraph or two. |
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zenith251> | But halfway through the space they provide "We said brief, damnit!" |
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TaipeiSS> | Not "500 -750 words on a quote that means something to your life and how you exude it in every situation" like fuckin gayassed Cornell |
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zenith251> | And if you keep going past that line, they don't read it. |
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TaipeiSS> | and they get this big purple stamp that says GAY |
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TaipeiSS> | and they stamp it on that part of your essay and print it and send it back to you in the mail |
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TaipeiSS> | And they include a handwritten postit where they laugh at you and say you have no friends. |
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