| <ZeroZerv> | I need condoms, but I dont want to go to a store to pick some up |
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<ZeroZerv> | i'm timid |
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<aNuBiS-> | ZeroZerv: timidly pull out |
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<Dildosaur> | ZeroZerv: get some JB Weld, about a 1/4" ball, and shove it down your penile hole, wait for 3 hours |
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<ZeroZerv> | wtf is that |
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<Dildosaur> | that should do |
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<ZeroZerv> | does that work? |
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