| <Javin> | Oh. |
|
<Javin> | My. |
|
<Javin> | God. |
|
<Javin> | We have a unit here. It's about the size of a small speaker. |
|
<Javin> | In big letters across the front of it, it says "DATA DESTROYER." |
|
<Javin> | Some idiot comes into my office just now, and asks, "hey, what is this thing?" |
|
<Javin> | I say sarcastically, "it's a DVD polisher..." |
|
<Javin> | Next thing I hear:Â *GRIND GRIND GRIND* "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!" |
|
<Javin> | Now they're pissed at ME. |
|
<Javin> | Because THEY couldn't read. |
|
<Javin> | Besides, it's not like I gave them PERMISSION to use MY "DVD Polisher." |
|
<Javin> | I hate people. |
Similar:
| Chat 11662 | Javelin: Oh. ..
Javelin: My. ... |
| Chat 7774 | Seppukoi: kthx so today in driver's ed we had a guest speaker ... |
| Chat 21769 | aLExVP: my pal just had the most freaky experience of the week ... |
| Chat 4840 | cameltoe: Best resignation letter ever: ... |
| Chat 1838 | y2kThug: i worked with a pretty dumb old broad when I was in Stoneham ... |
| Chat 10369 | Shovel: I ran across the worst named person in the world today... ... |
| Chat 23074 | baka.yuki: i kinda want to explain to her about the positrons in bananas ... |
| Chat 5442 | BOYD1981: you know, i hate it when a channel suddenly goes quiet after a debate ... |
| Chat 8902 | Gage: And then my teacher asked me, "Do you think it's alright for people to wear Confederate flags to school and scream racial ep... |