| <_Laura> | I used to have a preserved human penis in a jar. |
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<_Laura> | It was lost in a move. |
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<_Laura> | This made me sad until someone pointed out that that means that SOMEONE moved into a house and found a human penis in a jar. |
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<_Laura> | This makes me feel better. |
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