| <Kyle> | The band Disturbed is holding open auditions for a new bass player. That's my ticket outta this hell hole! Hey, where can I rent a bass? |
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<icabod> | I'll lend you one |
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<Kyle> | Niiiice. Now, how do I play? |
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<icabod> | It's just like guitar, except you get fewer chicks |
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