| <Technocactus> | So me and Will are walking down the street |
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<Technocactus> | And we see some German chicks chilling |
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<Technocactus> | Will knows a bit of German, so he agrees to give me some lines to say |
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<Technocactus> | Meant to be shit like "You're looking good" |
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<Technocactus> | Fucker got me to say in German "I'd marry any of you except the fat one" |
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<Technocactus> | So now I got this handprint on my face where the fat girl slapped me : |
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