| <Stryyp> | im never stopping for small animals crossing the road again |
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<Stryyp> | i hit on the brakes and almost wrecked. |
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<Stryyp> | the little bastard sits there and stares at me for a minute, then continues to cross the road |
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<Stryyp> | and out of nowhere a truck comes from the other direction and pancakes the sucker |
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