| <nimja> | so I am afraid I might have scared some people in my photo iii class tonight |
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<nimja> | this fucking housefly landed on my notes in the middle of a lecture on split-filter printing techniques |
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<nimja> | and so I used my ultimate nimja powers to kill it with my bare hand |
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<nimja> | LIGHTNING FAST. |
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<nimja> | (it seriously was impressive) |
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<nimja> | but then I stabbed said housefly three (or maybe ten) times with my ballpopint pen while yelling "DIE!! DIE!!! DIE!!!" |
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<nimja> | *class went silent* |
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<nimja> | I said: "Sorry, it just seems like it was the thing to do right then." |
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<nimja> | prof didn't miss a beat, pretended to wipe bug guts off his tie, and then proceeded to discuss the use of filters 1/4 vs 0/5 |
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