| <Spooooky> | Ever notice how straight guys, when making a "Hell, I'd fuck him" joke always say they'll do the fucking? |
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<Spooooky> | They don't say "I'd take a shot in the eye from him" |
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<Spooooky> | Like it's LESS gay to be the pitcher than the catcher |
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